thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 
sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 
sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

cumberchameleon:

AU where Sherlock has a habit of making dreadful puns during inappropriate moments.

(Source: youtube.com)

liftedandgiftedd:

yo dude in the back hellllaaa reached out like it was nothing to grab that shit

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

(Source: confuchsia)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

  • England: What day is today?
  • Ireland: It's Ju-
  • Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
  • Italy: Holy shit is that today.
  • England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
  • *stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
  • ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
  • ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
  • *DOORS B URST OPE N*
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
  • AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
  • AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
  • AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
  • AMERICA: AND FUCK THE PEOPLE OF COLOR WHO STILL SUFFER DUE TO OUR IMPERIALISM AND COLONIALISM WHILE WE CELEBRATE OUR "GREATNESS" AS A NATION!!! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!!
lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

(Source: spongebob)